Herman by Jim Unger for December 19, 2024

Fetch me that loud machine that makes people deaf.

He’s toying with you

I don’t get it. He’s standing right there!

Sorry, Mr. Vanocur ‘checked out’ about five years ago.

“And not Bernie Sanders, either! Although he does have a raspy voice.”

Maybe he’ll vibrate and oscillate if you plug him in !!

Baby Cheeses.

Whatever you do, don’t ask for a screwdriver exclamation point

He must need hearing aids.

’Well, he does have a lot of little helpers. Might make the work go better.

And fresh batteries for your hearing aids.

In Massachusetts in would be Santer…..

Ho-ho-ho

That is like Chico telling Groucho….”There is no sanity clause…”

The Sanders? Sure, they’re that nice family down the street

And while you’re at it, get a baton stretcher and some headlight fluid.

well, since he’s here, ask ’im for some hearing aids for christmas!

I thought you said a “Belt Santa”.

He’s almost deaf from all the sanding.

Return to sander, address unknown. No such number, no such zone.

Like Gloria Pritchett ordering a box of baby cheeses for her hubby.