Uh, mistletoe is poisonous, I heard.
Something I learned long age from a military survival guide: 80% of the blue or black berries in the world are edible. 50% of the red berries are edible. But 0% of the white berries are edible.
Rule 1, never criticize the hand that feeds you.
Mistletoe is the state flower of Oklahoma. I don’t know why.
I personally prefer CAMEL-TOW.
There should be a special Christmas Darwin Award for guys like this…
Can he wreath-stand her wrath?
I’m thinkin’ the gift of liposuction would be appropriate… (if not appreciated… lol!)
Better luck after he’s gone, honey! :)
Quite the romantic.
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Ubintold about 1 month ago
Uh, mistletoe is poisonous, I heard.
pschearer Premium Member about 1 month ago
Something I learned long age from a military survival guide: 80% of the blue or black berries in the world are edible. 50% of the red berries are edible. But 0% of the white berries are edible.
purepaul Premium Member about 1 month ago
Rule 1, never criticize the hand that feeds you.
e.groves about 1 month ago
Mistletoe is the state flower of Oklahoma. I don’t know why.
basspro about 1 month ago
I personally prefer CAMEL-TOW.
CleverHans Premium Member about 1 month ago
There should be a special Christmas Darwin Award for guys like this…
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 month ago
Can he wreath-stand her wrath?
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
I’m thinkin’ the gift of liposuction would be appropriate… (if not appreciated… lol!)
Impkins Premium Member about 1 month ago
Better luck after he’s gone, honey! :)
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
Quite the romantic.