Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 17, 2024

and the king wants to water ski

Devo-ious

Ramming speed! Ramming speed!

Row, row, row your boat.

The original Olympic team.

In the navy Yes, you can sail the seven seas In the navy Yes, you can put your mind at ease In the navy Come on now, people, make a stand In the navy, in the navy Can’t you see we need a hand? In the navy…

To get results, sometimes the trainer has to crack the whip.

Ramming speed…

I hope he goes to the other end of the boat before the whipping begins !!

…..that he is!!!!!!

Any old port in a storm?

“This ship is your life, row well and live.”

Who smuggled a Chicago Bear Sweat innuendo into that ship while it’s between different BANKS?

Right ….

At least the oars are all pointing in the same direction.

The “Personal Trainer” hits close to home. Now we DO pay for someone who makes us do physical activity we’d rather not do.

The first inspirational Spin Doctor

The whip is ultra lithe ( thin, supple, and graceful ).

They are SO lucky!!

Good news, double rations. Bad news, the Captain wants to water ski!!

Strange, this could fit into Working Daze.

Ramming speed!! Where is Charlton Heston as Ben Hur?

Waddayamean, “don’t sweat it”? They’s SUPPOSED to sweat it.

Can’t find slave drivers like ya usta.

Free trainer, huh? You’re fired.

That’s a crazy arm and peck workout

It looks a like it is a slow skull.

It’s an either oar situation.