Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 17, 2024

Yetish fetish

He’s lookin’ at your big feet.

Not just awesome, but PINK!!

He might want to play footsie.

Of course ya knows which one is reeeally creepy one here.

I know, but that’s not what I’m lookin’ at…

He’s checking out her feet

The big guy has to look down no matter what he’s staring at.

yummy McHuman

He’s unshoeing her with his eyes (and in his mind).

Does it work that way with the ladies, too?

Since he’s not wearing any clothes, where’s his big, umm…

Shoe extensions.

Don’t hike in Bigfoot country if you have big feet! You’re bound to attract some unwanted attention!

Good one!

You know what they say about women with big feet…..