Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 20, 2024

Zombie carolers are rather one note.

Just give them a fruitcake. It will confuse the heck out of them.

I’ve always wondered why they have a penchant for brains!!!!

They’ll have to go somewhere else to find some…

♪ “I’m Dreaming of a Rot Christmas”♪ – ♫"I Saw Mommy Knawing Santa’s Jaws"♫ – ♪ “Jingle Brains, Jingle Brains…”♫ – ♪ “Autopsybaum, Autopsybaum, We Don’t Need No Scalpels”♪♪

Q: What do dyslexic zombies eat?

A: Brians.

Figgy, is that a euphemism for intercourse?

If it’s brains they’re after, Pam might want to hide behind Brewster until they give up and leave.

The zombies look like a group of Michael Jackson impersonators.

… so bring them right here.

… We won’t go until we get some … so bring some right here

… We all like our figgy brains … with a big glass of beer

… Good writhing for Christmas and a Hoppy New Year!

Quick, throw lumps of coal at them!

It’s “The Time of the Season” to “Tell Her No”!

I may be the only one here who had to look up what “Figgy” meant.

Anybody else wonder why there are zombies on a space station?

So how did the zombies get on board in the first place?

That explains why there’s a toe stuck in the mistletoe.

They look like one of those rock groups who won’t admit they should have retired decades ago.

You came to the wrong place for brains.

According to the lore, put salt in their mouths and they will remember that they are dead and return to their graves.

“Figgy Brains? Come back later, guys, I have to google the recipe.”

Eating the brains ensures the victim stays dead and they can dine on the rest easily. Otherwise they just add another zombie to the horde.