Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 20, 2024

Zombie carolers are rather one note.

Just give them a fruitcake. It will confuse the heck out of them.

I’ve always wondered why they have a penchant for brains!!!!

They’ll have to go somewhere else to find some…

♪ “I’m Dreaming of a Rot Christmas”♪ – ♫"I Saw Mommy Knawing Santa’s Jaws"♫ – ♪ “Jingle Brains, Jingle Brains…”♫ – ♪ “Autopsybaum, Autopsybaum, We Don’t Need No Scalpels”♪♪

Q: What do dyslexic zombies eat?

A: Brians.

Figgy, is that a euphemism for intercourse?

If it’s brains they’re after, Pam might want to hide behind Brewster until they give up and leave.

The zombies look like a group of Michael Jackson impersonators.

… so bring them right here.

… We won’t go until we get some … so bring some right here

… We all like our figgy brains … with a big glass of beer

… Good writhing for Christmas and a Hoppy New Year!

Quick, throw lumps of coal at them!

It’s “The Time of the Season” to “Tell Her No”!

I may be the only one here who had to look up what “Figgy” meant.

Anybody else wonder why there are zombies on a space station?

So how did the zombies get on board in the first place?

That explains why there’s a toe stuck in the mistletoe.

They look like one of those rock groups who won’t admit they should have retired decades ago.

You came to the wrong place for brains.