Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 20, 2024

Is the Bucket 24 hours? And do they have 4am bars in Milford? Why do I continue to read this strip? So many questions.

“Yeet”?

Another Moon shot. Meanwhile, the two stranded shuttle astronauts have asked Santa for an Uber.

Great strip today Hck

Who’s bouncing Marty? Not Beth. She’s home trying to help Gil find his manhood.

Another call back to Hopper, which would be interesting with identifiable characters, without the apparent lack of knowledge of when restaurants and bars close. and without the unfortunate decision to knock Marty off the wagon. Hick indeed.

OK, my headcanon now is that this guy is like Groot and “Yeet” is actually the ONLY thing he can say. Everyone has to interpret the meaning.

I got a bad feeling about this, like Marty runs over three kids standing in front of the bucket, YEET!

Tomorrow, G’no-nads wakes up, not handcuffed by the police to a hospital bed, but in his own bed, with a naked Marty Moon in it with him.

The artistry leaves much to be desired lately

Stop reading? “Hck” just…just one more.

well its that time of year thorp awards 2024 heres the first three 1. most famous person in one off appearance the winner pops racer 2. one panal only superstar the winner the dragon from comic con 3. the commenter where you always say what are you saying the winner kaylie thorp

Ahh, the return of “Yeet.” It’s been too long.

MARTY, DRIVING AREINDEER POWERED SLEIGH IS ABOUT TO RIDE OVER SEVERAL HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL PLAYERS IN THE SNOWY STREETS OF THORP TOWN.

#Day891ofGilThorpFansHeldHostagebyBadWriting

P-1: Five days ’til Christmas, and these kids are still talking baseball!

P-2: Frankenstein meets Richard Kimble’s one-armed man.

P-3: The Bouncer has had too many, and is forcing Marty back inside the Bar.

Why are highschoolers out at 3:30am?

P2- This guy sounds just like Henry. “True, I am the best writer in the industry.”

Please please – revert to the great, classic artwork/animation. Thank you

Henry still under the bridge sleeping? he should have been trolling for hours now.

What the yeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently there are no football playdowns unless Henry will have them in January.

Rachel is probably reading, “Drawing Basketballs for Dummies.”

on christmas henry will explain why beth went from looking like a goth vampire to falling asleep in a tanning bed for a week

wrestling season has been cancelled inma was spotted on a milk carton

AI art would be 1000x better.

Assuming that’s Marty in P3, not only does he get blackout drunk, he shrinks when he drinks. And speaking of rhyming, if you don’t mind risking your mind get warp(ped), you should read, Mopped Up Thorp. Hey, you try to rhyme with “Thorp”!

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/12/20/stupid-post/

I’m pulling for a drunken punchout to happen.

Martin happens to be walking by at 3:45 AM ……….