Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 28, 2024

Shrinkage!!!

Supposedly Norwegian men have a big problem when they travel to the tropics.

It because earth is slow down rotateeng in weenter because cold see.

au contraire. The days are getting a little longer every day now that the Equinox is behind us

It happens when its old, too.

Seinfeld joke, wet and cold

How short are they? They expand after the new year starts. But I don’t want Daylight Savings Time season to ever go away.

You know that it’s cold (or that you could use a good toothbrush) when you can see your breath…(pant, pant) Apropos: Pants – the shorter the days are, the longer they get…

sunrise still coming a few seconds later every morning, but we’re adding another minute or so to our evening every couple of days

Short but powerful

They are starting to get a bit longer.

I, on the other hand, complain mid-summer when the days are TOO FRICKIN’ LONG!

But you’ll come through in a few months….so get ready now and save your energy!

Make “Hey!” while the sun shines.

The sun was in the pool!

So, what would a tall day look like?

OK, THAT is funny.

Ew. Now the idea of being bathed in sunlight makes me feel dirty.

Thanks! I needed a good laugh.

’sol right. We still look up to you.

They days are getting longer every day!

Have fun explaining this one to the kids…