That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 13, 2024

/// When three Hutsuls converge here they choose

Conversation to share recent news.

The two peasant girls flirt.

Laughing, one hikes her skirt.

They assume this man’s rich… he has shoes!

If girls laughed at my manhood like that, I’d be embarrassed and quickly stuff it back in my breeches.

A snapshot of Thomas’s short lived stint as a Chippendale dancer.

Maybe eating that garlic knish before going out to woo wasn’t the best idea.

“Hey ladies how about a nice Italian sausage for lunch.”

Millie’s sudden inspiration for a new product; mouth wash

He was hoping they would be impressed by it, not laugh and mock it.

Not gonna make it at tryouts for “The Full Monty”.

Luigi’s the kind of bloke/

Who can handle two girls at one stroke/

And the girls all love dallyin’/

With the handsome Italian../

‘Til he starts with a Polish joke.///

In his youth, he was told “make ‘em laugh!”/

And that seemed to work on his behalf/

But in Poland he’s found/

That the word gets around/

And an ethnic joke’s always a gaffe.///

So Luigi is changing his style/

And his jokes have grown somewhat less vile:/

They play well with the chicks/

Out here in the sticks/

Where the humor is infantile.

“How YOU doin’ ?!”- Joey Tribuiani

Giacomo the Friendly Flasher always left the girls laughing.

Hey — you two wanna Seesaw?

Anthony Weiner reduced to running for local office. Very. Local.

“Oh, what the heck, girls — you’re already barefoot, want to try for pregnant? I can see one of you is scared…”

“Hey, I got enough for two!”

What are those two doing out of the kitchen and where are the kids?

Hutsuls in Conversation: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Wacław Szymanowski (sculptor)" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckgo, and Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Wikimedia Category: found, and once there find the text string 2846, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using the Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox browsers, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3427 (December 13, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you crop what’s after .png from the URL). I’ve added a comment there pointing to the info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, first work by him used here.

No, we will not show ours if you show yours.

“I call it Pinocchio, lie to me and see what happens”

Would you like nuts with that?

like it? well ladies that is all it can be.

“Eh, ladies? You like it? Didn’t I tell you it was plenty big?”

It will be loads of fun, I’ll let you girls call it, who wants heads and who wants tails?

I can see why those girls are barefoot. It must be hard to find footwear in their size. I wonder if there’s a Bigfoot somewhere in their family tree.

Look, no hands!

Alice and Lydia have heard of this new game it’s called A Threesome……….

Of all of the feline traits/

Is those oversized eyes/

Which slyly disguise/

The box full of “clumps” that awaits..