Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 23, 2024

The robe will get in the way.

Still looking for pees on Earth

Hopefully serenity about the dog’s peeing comes to this dog’s human “companion”.

Dog trainers spend 80+% of their effort training the humans.

The serenity urinal?

You can tries all you wants but reeal weesdom is knowing that you can never straightens doggies tail.

Seems like there should be a growing dark spot on the dog’s blanket.

Inner peace is fine for people, but dogs are only allowed outer pees.

Why not just take him out on a regular basis?

This is very funny. Good start to the morning.

Quite poised they are over their serenity pads!

That mat should be paper.

Let’s paws for reflection.

Maybe you need to give him more treats.

Keep taking him outside and praise he when he does it right and scold him when he does it wrong. He’ll soon get the idea, just keep it up.

He’s just mad that the dog became the perfect soul without working at it.

Even dogs have to deal with peer pressure.

Doggies not needs having patience to pee. Just find tree or hydrant and lift leg and out it comes.

Mantra for a dog!

oooommmygoodness!

“SERENITY NOW!”

Wonder if that would work for my 18 year old cat? He’s a sweetheart but sometimes seems to forget where the litter boxes are these days!

“I rehabilitate dogs; I train people.” – Cesar Milan

The Serenity Prayer isn’t really an Eastern philosophy…

“The serenity prayer is attributed to Reinhold Niebuhr, an American Lutheran theologian (1892–1971). However, the prayer’s origins are unclear and have also been attributed to an ancient Sanskrit text, Aristotle, St. Augustine, and St. Francis of Assisi. "

St. Francis might have done a version for dogs. He loved critters…

And the best is Dr. Walter Pee Trainor, certified pee trainer.

It would be easier for him to find out by reading the newspaper.

Funny, they don’t look like Franciscan monks.

And I want one trillion dollars. Don’t hold your breath.