Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 08, 2025

Can’t Zonker think up an appropriate sobriquet for that jerk? Something like "Waterlogged Aboard the ‘Bounty’ "?? Or “Shipwrecked in Sea World”??

What else has Zonker got to? Not like he has a job

Just move to Hawaii. They have that law, and they enforce it.

“I thought I was out and they keep pulling me back in?”

I looked up the current status this morning. There is public access next to David Geffen’s house now. But he built fake garage doors and a curb cut to keep people from parking next to it.

(Darth Vader rumble): “No Zonk….I am your father!”

The more things change…. the worse they get.

As I write this, those homes are on fire.

Those raging wildfires may sort things out

That “surf-with-otters” title is very current: castlegarnews.COM/trending-now/super-chill-surfing-sea-otter-rides-tandem-with-bc-surfer-7738336

Beach access battles are still occasionally fought here in Massachusetts.

Zonker is quite capable of annoying the uber-rich to death

Mr. Trudeau gotta be laughing his butt off at these comments.

Zonkers pet names from old surfer dude are seemingly endless, and quite silly, just what we like ! ;-)

Trudeau at his best: staying out of politics.

Surfs-with-others is chef’s kiss

It must be great to lead a slacker lifestyle that still allows for plane tickets to Hawaii (and back). :)

I thought they were in Hawaii.

Noblesse oblige

Yeah well some things never change do they

“Young Halibut” swim upright until they become right facing.

Meanwhile, I’m surprised you-know-who isn’t naming the gulf after himself.

Zonker’s titles are all over the place.