Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 05, 2025

Brilliant!

He really lights up the place when he walks in.

. . . they become stinkbugs

Oh, they noticed.

Flatuluminescence.

Youuuu light up my—ewww what is that smell?

Fortunately it didn’t explode.

Thee is no question of “who smelt it, dealt it.”

Gaslighting eh.

They have NO chance of sneaking one out.

Did he just Gaslight them?

guess you really CAN light your farts

♪♫ “This little light of mine…” ♫♪

Bioluminescent gas can be a visual, olfactory, and auditory warning or a distress signal pheromone in some species.

Fluorescent flatulence, fascinating!

Yes, everybody noticed!

A rose on the wallpaper wilted and died,

how did the methane get in here

He who smells tells on themselves.

It’s like a work of fart.

He’s literally behind the times. Gaslights were replaced beginning around the turn of the last century. Is he older than he looks?

but can you fart a rainbow?

It’s really a drag when he lets one loose in the movie theater

Crop dusting.

It’s only a bit LIGHT gas… right?

The dung beetles are getting hungry.

Turn out the lights, the party’s over.

basking in the afterglow?

gasping in the assterblow?

What a coincidence, today’s Non Sequitur is also about gaslighting.

Talk about a tracer!

Seems suspiciously similar to the trail Tinkerbell leaves in the Disney flicks…

Wonder if anyone didn’t notice?