Close to Home by John McPherson for January 08, 2025

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Wood you please hurry and lie faster? I’m knot getting any younger!

Bleeb is anxious to get out, too.

That’s what she said!

VERY POPULAR IN JAIL!

He totally lucked out! Theres a sleeping jailer with a giant ring of keys just out of reach but close enough to need a broom handle or other object to reach them while he sleeps but there’s no broom but he’s in jail with Pinocchio whose nose is pretty much a broom handle!

That kinda luck only happens in the comics, cartoons and 50’s westerns!

Easy: “I’m innocent! Innocent, I tells ya!!”

If that’s Geppetto, he looks enormous, he could probably pry the bars apart so Pinocchio could squeeze thru and get the keys.

I think Pinocchio would be very popular in the women’s prison. They would just have to ask, “Does this prison uniform make me look fat?”

He doesn’t nose anymore lies. Honest.

Captain Jack Sparrow, trying to get the attention of the jailers’ dog, looks on in envy.

Usually lying gets you into trouble.

Sometimes it might help you get out of a bad situation.

Not too loud, keep it low-key.

If Donald Trump was his cellmate, they’d have been out from behind bars less than an hour after the door was locked on day one.

Unconscionable actions! Good thing Bleeb is no Jimny.

Oh fer cryin’ out loud!!!!!! Bleeb, just walk over there and grab the keys and toss them to the morons on your way out. Sheesh! :)

Darn comic physics, otherwise Bleeb could just walk through the bars and get the keys.

He better be good aiming that long sniffer or he will be a brown noser.

Get your tickets, folks! It’s a battle for the ages you won’t want to miss! Who will win in this nail-biting matchup?! The long arm of the law versus the long nose of the lie?! Sit close enough you can see the woodgrain on his nostrils—but you have to act fast before tickets sell out!

And Mexico will pay for it!

Give any human a Pinnacle, a set of Allied golf clubs and a score guide and many lies will be generated….as well as quite a few falsehoods.

Pinocchio nose he can do it but branching out to this line of work can be the key in this instance!

“Me and the fairy godmother are, uh, just friends”

PIinocchio’s wife on their honeymoon: "Tell a lie, tell a lie!

Tell everyone what a good president Biden was.

Or, you know, have Bleeb just walk through the gap in the bars and get the keys.