The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 05, 2025

That is obviously the reason. Elon doesn’t have any friends.

Yes eno and fang are back to normal

He never made any of those things, he just bought companies that did…

My attempt to finally join X yesterday failed because the area to input my birthdate was not working at all. I asked my younger brother, who has been nagging me for years to join, for help and he failed so I said “never mind, I’ll just ask Elon”. (That was code for I won’t join after all)

I see we’re back to the “G&G” signature and style!

Eno looks like Eno again. Woo Hoo!

I wonder when Elon is going to reveal that his space program is just as big a hoax as NASA?

I wonder how many “Elon-Gates” we’ll get in the next few years…

and it’s not Elon anymore. It’s Elonia

Musk is great at the expanse of investors’ money, which most investors will lose, just like Trump.

Goals become possible if you inherit a mining fortune and start an online bank.

Wait and see my amigos. Wait and see. . . . burp. :)

I’d prefer Eno as a consultant to the “president” rather than Elon…

Maybe it would be cheaper to start off with interfering in international politics.

We don’t need another Elon…!

Why not aim big, it’s not like you’re gonna keep it anyway.

Of all the things this world needs, it’s certainly not more Elon Musks.

In an early Justice League story, the team were trapped in a cage with super-strong bars, and neither Superman, Wonder Woman, nor the Martian Manhunter had super-strength sufficient to bend the bars so they could all get out. But Batman could bend them, because he had the foresight to warn the others not tell him he couldn’t. In the mind of Gardner Fox and his young readers, that made sense, sort of, but I’m not sure if would work for Eno.

better have a daddy who owned an emerald mine in the days of apartheid

Add the letter “L” and a little rearranging, and Eno could be the next Elon.

Finally, we are back to our regular Eno