Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 12, 2025

They said I would never amount to anything. I stepped on a scale and proved them wrong.

And this was the dark side…

Horsie ain’t no noob. He a pro crastinater.

Horace, I’d be glad to sit down and discuss your procrastination issues with you!

… next month good for you?

When something goes right, I hope I’m there and awake …

… and that I can recognize it to enjoy it.

non-meetings are my favorite kind of meetings…

Wait and see? Move and hear.

Aaaaaah HA!

Horace, you need to do some physical work to shake off those negative thoughts….trot on by, or gallop through the woods, and neigh~ver doubt yourself!

Success breeds success.

C1 – so Horace in life, you could soar like an eagle or you could dinosaur…!

C2 – Horace, you will at least have a full life half the time…?

C3 – Well Horace you cold text an email yourself and reply all… or you could sit right down and write youirself a letter, and make believe it came from Melody,, you could write words, oh, so sweet they’re gonna knock you off our feet, kisses on the bottom, you’ll be glad I’ve got ’em…!

C4 – Hey Horace, sit back down, soon an apple will fall and give you a bright idea…

I live for the day pessimism fails me

She says, “Hey Horace, take a walk on the Dark Side of the Horse”

Said, “Hey Horace, take a walk on the Dark Side of the Horse”

Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

My online procrastinator’s club failed due to my “pay your membership fee when you get around to it” policy.

“wait and see” is what we had for dessert when I was a kid

Do you want to join my Church of Procrastination, Horace? I’m establishing it any day now…