B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 03, 2025

Don’t give pets as gifts.

“Sorry sir. What you have there IS the miniature version”.

That’s a brontosaurus.

Well here is a pet lizard. That the only miniature version we is gots.

Take it to Bedrock. Bronto-burgers are a thing there.

I’ll need to see a receipt. Were you given a gift receipt?

A Brachiosaurus is for life. Not just for Christmas

Careful, you could brachkayour neck looking up that far.

He wants the designer handbag brachiosaur.

Wants to reduce his feed bill by several tons a week.

How could he not see that?

It was hidden in a gaily wrapped package.

One hundredth upvote!

Oy

Maybe he has a declawed velociraptor ; the perfect pet

The real question is, who gave him that? Clumsy likes fish, not reptiles!

Feed costs getting to you?

Continuing to ignore the 65 million year span between dinosaur extinction and human evolution

Mite try for a “two for one”!!!!!!!

He got tired of cleaning the litter box.

One drawback, they get upset when we steal their babies.

“Have you petted it yet? Bonded animals are not returnable.”

If you look at him right, it looks like he has a yellow beard, misshapen head, and a big nose

And the mouth of a chicken as he looks the other way.

They must be hard to housebreak,

You got anything in a teacup brachiosaurus?