Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 04, 2025

They might get a Ram pickup.

Make sure the don’t overcharge. You could get fleeced

With a sheepdog driver, of course.

Don’t be such a sheep!

There’s a service in the south, that runs rusted out F-350’s. It’s called ‘Goober.’

looks like a clown car

Any one for a Lift?

Doing a free background check….

it seems some are pastels but not past double ewes.

Foreground checks aren’t free.

Was that B. B. Wolf driving?

“Hey, why does Dolly get to sit in the front always and I have to sit in the BAAAAACK?”

uBear is better.

Well someone seems to have pulled the wool over your eyes haven’t they.

Take a eweber? … Baaah!

They’re about to get sheared by the price.

Ba’a’a’a’a’ad…..

EW! I can just imagine the stink of that car now.

He’ll be back for you.

Ewe!

Better than the plain white van driven by a wolf.

Ewe’ve got to be kidding!

If the fare is too high, abandon sheep.

“We told you 5.”*

The best sheepdog will leave the 2 to haul in the 5. Now the shepherds have some away work to do.

“We told you 5” is the new slogan to counter Nike’s ‘I told you so’ campaign.

I know he’s saying “you – ber” but I read it first as “e-weber”. Then my thinkmeat went off wondering what new electronic device called a weber was that I didn’t know about. And then my coffee cup was empty and . . . wait, where was I?

I kept telling Ewe, but noooo, Ewe didn’t listen….. Ewe blew it!

Or they could all pile into a Ewe-Haul.

Border collie

Took me a while to not read this as eWeber, like an electronic backyard BBQ.

Eweber? Ewe can’t be serious!

Sweet, now that’s hilarious!

Obviously a sheep dog.