Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 02, 2025

Because why not?

This is why reality T.V. stars shouldn’t be let loose into reality.

From what I can discern, the general structure of a unicorn name is Name Adjective Body-part. It seems that suffix “-flank” is the “-son” of the unicorn world. Unicorn middle/last names are typically positive adjectives like “heavenly,” “pretty,” or something that would be held highly in the world of value, such as “silver” or “gold.” Now, unicorns being unicorns, which counsel, cult, or group decided to have these names ingrained into unicorn ancestry? Furthermore, how did “-flank” become the most common suffix in a unicorn’s name?

Better than any of the current late night shows.

The unicorn version of the Big Brother house must be a riot to watch.

This honestly sounds much more entertaining than most talk shows I’ve seen.

I heard of a horse of a different color, Unicorns too I see! Very similar attitudes I also notice!

Are they using Kool-Aid to color their fur?

Today’s strip reminds me of the glorious arguments between Calvin and Hobbes. Today’s Calvin and Hobbes reprint is also an excellent example of these.

So Unicorn Talk Shows are basically Jerry Springer with more less punching and more immature taunting?

Tomorrow: The Unicorns meet the Puffy Ponies and the Konniving Kittens

Hope we learn more about the person who introduced the show.

Wow! Didn’t expect that from My Little Pony… So much for friendship is magic!

Not what I expected from the return of “Crossfire”.

Who knew that unicorns could be so annoying?

Man, unicorns be stupid.

Did that previous episode even get around to discussing that topic, or did they spend too much time arguing with the guest like this one? ;)

Talk show? I thought it was a political debate!

I’m morning glory sparkleface! or at least i was until i lost my morning glory seeds on the train… :P

In other venues, I’ve seen herds of unicorns — but in this world, it seems they are generally solitary. And for good reason.