Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 09, 2025

I hear a collective “Aww…”

The dog’s getting kicked out with the toy he stole if you believe Rev.22:15.

Who’s a good boy?

And here I thought it was exceptions for dogs. Though most (NOT all) dogs do deserve a fine afterlife.

Sent my Buddy cat off the Bridge with his favorite catnip banana. What I wouldn’t give to believe this could be true.

For the cat toy, perhaps this is hell?

All dogs and cats go to heaven. People get judged by a higher standard.

I’m sure it applies for kitties as well.

Do dog toys last an eternity in Heaven? Because not here!

So I can bring my convertible?

Wow, did this comic go blurry on me.

Though apparently you can take your clothes with you.

Awww who’s a good boy?

He is thinking of the Blow Up Doll.

If you don’t like it, leave. There is another place you can go. :)

All dogs’ toys go to heaven.

When I was about eight years old, I asked my grandmother’s fundamentalist Baptist preacher whether pets could go to heaven. His answer was that since they had no “souls” that they couldn’t enter Heaven – and that answer by itself convinced me that the entire concept of Heaven was a simplistic fraud, and I’ve never looked back…

Forget the wings, and the clouds and the harps – “Heaven” sounded totally horrible – “Hell” on the other hand offers interesting possibilities.

“Heaven” has ALWAYS sounded to me like a child’s concept – once you’ve enjoyed your first million or two banana split sundaes, wouldn’t you get a bit “tired” of ice cream?

“Now that you mention it, I have this PlayStation…”

And only for Dogs……

In heaven, the squeaky toys last forever.

BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Happyx3!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

But leave your phone at the door OK ??? ;-)

Dog is my copilot.

Will Rodgers: “If dogs don’t go to Heaven, then I want to go where they go!”

All good boys, and girls, can take their favorite toys…and you can take it with you!!

Dogs can have whatever they want! Cats, on the other hand…..

This comic is especially poignant given the current story line in “Beardo”.

This shall be comment #63:

I now actually have cause to believe the man depicted behind the podium IS a sorcerer and the innocent pup is going onward like a blessed canine unit looking for his trainer.

Now go listen to a tune titled ‘Revelation’ by a talented band known as ‘The Yellowjackets’ and picture the pup walking away from the sorcerer who did not steal the doggy toy.