Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 06, 2025

Don’t forget to pick up some clothes on the way out. It’s a jungle out there!

Apple iSin app eh.

It was a really good apple!

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

Apparently the Catholic Orthodox Church believes they were kicked out cuz they lied instead of asking for forgiveness, not because they ate the apple.

Woman, the root of all evil…

The original episode of Naked and Afraid.

if it was a turnip they would have passed

Actually they ate prunes and then messed up the garden. God wouldn’t put up with their sh!t.

Mick Jagger sang “Go ahead, bite the Big Apple, don’t mind the maggots”.

But there were just a few unanswered questions about good and evil that I wanted to clear up.

Wow, two Adam and Eve cartoons in one day.

I like a girl that goes back for seconds

He’s adamant.

She just wanted to get to the core of the issue.