Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 23, 2025

You never even get to first base.

Liking Ralph’s comment the most.

The one that really scores is the basketball.

Does this prove that no one likes soccer?

He once fell in love with a tennis ball. But to her love meant nothing.

Only scores occasionally because busy playing the field.

… and get kicked around more…

he needs to find a nice, friendly basketball…

You can still get your kicks playing the field.

Poor soccer ball. Please, don’t kick him while he’s down.

Just another lonely sucker ball.

At least it’s not a tennis ball. Love means nothing in tennis.

A tennis ball and “Love”

Andres Cantor at your ggggggoooooooaaaaaallllll call.

They met at the ball.

Down the street there’s a ‘Stunt Double Bar’, then there’s the ‘Trifecta’ bar and on the corner there’s the ‘Home Run’ bar and chain restaurants. .

It’s billiard balls and golf balls that get spoken to the most.

Because every time you get a date you “Sock-Her.”

He’s into ties. That seems to be a turn off.

What a soccer punch.

It may have something to do with not being allowed to use hands…

PLAY BALL! ….

They’re out of his league!

Because The Hex is Upon You.

Where would humor be without bars, you don’t really live longer without booze, it just seems that way ! ;-)

It does seem that way. Lost a brother to alcoholism, he was 48. Not trying to blame booze, just don’t think you need it to be funny or functional. Just about every stupid thing my friends & I did when we were young involved drinking.

What’s his problem? The football usually ends up getting end zoned, while the soccer guy gets Annette

Right on Ralph!

They exist in their own little world. :)

You were just meant to be kicked around.

I think you shouldn’t have decided to soccer. She didn’t like that.

You need a wingman; sometimes it takes balls to ask a woman out.