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I’ve probably made this grumble before, but if I go into a bagel shop, and ask for an onion bagel, and if they tell me “we don’t have those, but we do have everything bagels”, then I know it isn’t a real bagel shop.
syzygy47 about 2 months ago
“Make me one with everything,” says the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor.
Gent about 2 months ago
Obveeously it a big scam of universal proportions.
PoodleGroomer about 2 months ago
What happens when the body is done and passes it to the great beyond?
phritzg Premium Member about 2 months ago
I want a Möbius donut, with sprinkles on one side and frosting on the other.
robcarroll1213 about 2 months ago
Yes, but is it gluten free?
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member about 2 months ago
There’s no such thing as the entire universe.
Cornelius Robinson Premium Member about 2 months ago
Yes, “gasp!,” indeed
Mark Jackson Premium Member about 2 months ago
He should have made a Klein bagel, so everything was inside it.
Kaputnik about 2 months ago
I’ve probably made this grumble before, but if I go into a bagel shop, and ask for an onion bagel, and if they tell me “we don’t have those, but we do have everything bagels”, then I know it isn’t a real bagel shop.
danketaz Premium Member about 2 months ago
But does it come with gazpacho?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 2 months ago
It has a black hole in the middle.
tarnsman about 2 months ago
Does it contain a drawing of Doug?
willie_mctell about 2 months ago
I’m wondering if the right mix of sub-atomic particles in toroidal form would qualify in the sense that you could make anything from it.
Havel about 2 months ago
Evelyn Quan Wang will get it for you.