Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for January 13, 2025

I’d expect that from Kevin actually

It did toast, then.

Shoulda used the toaster-oven, but then, we’d have no comic today, would we?

And so, Miles is toast….

If you firmly crimp the edges and turn the toaster on its side, you can make a PBJ “fruit pie”.

Not the first time… not the last.

You’ve got to seal the edges.

I like to use a stapler.

Did the sandwich turn out good

So does Ed Crankshaft, the pyromaniac.

That is coming out of his allowance!

So, not all ideas are good ones…

And all the EMTs on the ambulance service.

Maybe you should go back to the drawing board, Miles.

My SIL nuked a toaster by “toasting” those hashbrowns like you get at McDonalds. She’d been doing it for a few weeks until all the grease/oil built up enough to ignite….

Oliver Wendell Miles?

So…are we going to have to wait until next Christmas to see what happened with Nick + Clyde vs Ms. Claus and Jr?

The IS a brand of toasted cheese sandwiches . I simply had to test that out – They do toast up; they’re ok, but not as good as those done in the ol’ cast iron skillet.

That kinda transition is what makes it funny Heh Heh

After the firsts 20 calls they became like members of the family.

When I was a kid, one of my sisters and I decided to butter the bread before toasting it. Wow, was it good! We only got to do it until Mom found out, though.

I do mine on a george forman grill

[bro] our old toaster was as we liked to call it “possessed”. it would burn toast at one sometimes, you could also put it at 1 or 2 and you turn around and look back its at like 7, and sometimes it wouldn’t stop toasting the bread and it would literally catch on fire! luckily we got a new toaster.

My mom made grilled pb&j sandwiches when I was young, my sister loved them but I preferred grilled cheese.

You’re in hot water now, Miles

Haha! Been there done that, Miles! Peanut butter can be very flammable! At least he didn’t stick a knife in there to try and extract it.

Change the second panel to read “I saw on the Internet that putting a penny in the microwave for five minutes will make it shrink!”

When I was a kid, I tried buttering the bread before putting in the toaster.

My father toasted my hide after that experiment.

Now the kid is toast!!

Cajun PB & J

Why can’t toasters ever toast the bread right? I swear the designers do that on purpose.

We’ve seen it a lot by now but I like how they visit each other when one is grounded. It’s rather sweet

Lol!Btw, a grilled pb&j is really yummy. Just butter bread as if you were making a grilled cheese, but add the pb & jelly instead. I advise going easy on the peanut butter, because it melts and turns molten.

Poptart

At least it was at Mileses house!

Remembering all the pyrotechnical stuff me and my buddies did when we were young, I’m surprised we all survived to adulthood.