Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for January 08, 2025

All magats are salivating over the prospect of a war of conquest.

Then he’ll buy Pacific Avenue and Pennsylvania Avenue so he can put a hotel on it.

Denmark and Greenland are NATO members. If a NATO member is being attacked – this should be an interesting case.

Russia and China will have a hard time stop laughing.

He just need 8 more, in addition to Greenland and Canada and Panama, and it will be a relatively easy fix.

Yes, use some of our national debt to pay for it all!!

Funny how the same folks who said we can’t grant statehood to DC or Puerto Rico because it would force a change of the flag, have no problem with Canada or Greenland

We’ve changed the flag plenty of times already. No big deal. And there is already a pretty nice 51 star flag designed, so that is covered also. The problem isn’t the flag. The problem is that 50 is such a nice, round number.

No, I lie. The problem is the number of SENATORS, not the number of STARS. We’ll never get another state because Republicans KNOW that they will lose whatever marginal control of the Senate they may have and will never, ever get it back.

I suspect that this is all a distraction-SQUIRREL!!!-flash something shiny and people won’t pay attention to what you’re really planning to do. A tried and true historical method.

I doubt Panama or Greenland is much concerned about any threats made by tRump who surrendered Afghanistan to the Taliban.

If he makes it a territory the flag doesn’t need to change.

Trump would buy Greenland (occupied almost entirely by Caucasians) and offer Canada (an ethnic mix, like the USA, but — also like the USA — predominantly Caucasian) the opportunity to join the USA (hah hah hah hah hah — AS IF a large enough majority of Canadians would ever agree to this!).

When it comes to Panama, occupied mostly by THOSE PEOPLE who reside below the (present) southern border of the United States, Big Bully Boy 47 will just take what he wants thank you very much.

Are you even thinking of opposing Orange Julius with your pitiful national armed forces, Panamanians? Go ahead. ”Make my day!” (President Trump is thinking — and maybe even saying aloud to the likes of Stephen Miller, while hardly able to suppress the almost overwhelming desire to say this LOUDLY AND FIRMLY at a White House presser for ALL the world to hear.)

Darn, now it’s got me trying to configure 51 stars into a somewhat symmetrical field! It is evenly divisible by 3 (but not by 6) so I’ll need to play around with it a bit.

I was born under the 48-star flag, 6 rows of 8. But my brother, a year & a half younger, was born under the very short-lived 49-star flag (7 rows of 7.)

How many more “dreams of grandure” will this fascist imbecile have?

The King of Denmark just changed the Royal Coat of Arms to emphasize that Greenland is a part of his kingdom.

Man, I can’t BELIEVE how incredibly STUPID Dumbold Chump REALLY is! He makes the 2nd George Bush look like a freakin’ GENIUS!

It has been noted, elsewhere that Trump is under the mistaken perception that Greenland is a lot large than it actually is due to the kind of map he’s working from – Mercator projection distorts the size of things the further you get from the equator I suggest someone show him the true size of Greenland – it still a large island but nowhere the actual size show by Mercader…