Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 15, 2025

Probably have more money.

I didn’t know Beetlejuice and Dune are the same universe?

Beats crabs!

Nice to see the worms have a side gig until the next movie.

Wiz should lay off the beetle juice for breakfast.

“for better or worse”

There was an episode of “What’s New. Scooby Doo?” in which Velma referred to one of their recent cases as “The case of the giant sandworm”. A character commented, “Case of the giant sandworm!? You mean weird stuff like this happens to you guys regularly?”

He’s Duned, Duned I tell you.

It took her a while to realize that…

Sorry, I don’t get this one.

Oh noes. And no Bacon in sight too.

Eww…she’s right.

She’s into crack.

Hockey tapeworms are even more aggressive.

Boring, not entertaining.

Smartly the worm avoided the wife.

Plumbers make money without the drama.

Yep……….regrets?

What is a sand worm?

Grabiods.

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Beetlejuice would be proud…..

Nothing phases her while she’s enjoying her tea!

She used to the Wiz and his antics…..

In an alternate universe, Blanch dated a plumber named Mario. Or it was Luigi? It doesn’t matter, she was kidnapped soon after first date. When she looked from the window of her prison cell in high tover, she thought: “I was sooo stupid … why did I rejected that young suave black wizard Wiz? This surely wouldn’t happen if I was with him!”

No, dear. If you had married the plumber, something like this would scare the liver out of you. Married to the Wiz, you didn’t even get out of your seat (although you’ll have to if you want a cup of coffee without the added sand).

Wiz, next time check that portal spell before you cast it…

A life less boring.

(Versus: A lifeless boring.)

Plumber? You mean the little Italian guy with the brushy mustache? :p

I am certain that many plumbers have seen worse.

Our plumber said he enjoys the aroma, as it smells like money.

More uglier than the Beetlejuice sandworm.