Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 14, 2025

“Dementia dimension drama.”

I thought Eno was the foreman.

The defendant is charged with aggravated jump start battery and possession of a cattle ranch dressing with intent to emit carbon gas.

The Party-Hearty gang!

Said no Jury ever.

In our defense, your honor, we were left unsupervised.

Shouldn’t he be charged with a USB connector?

Last time I was on a grand jury dinner/lunch was McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Pizza Hut rotating, after a week most of us were brown bagging it. If we worked late, we got pulled pork or chicken sandwiches for supper which were great.

They spent their time swimming in the jury pool.

Wait – wasn’t the guy in purple wearing that pink shirt earlier?

There is no fun in being sequestered and you end up wanting to botchslap lawyers/ prosecutors who complain to press about jury , if verdict doesn’t go their way.

Can we be sequestered again, we haven’t finished out monopoly game.