Strange Brew by John Deering for January 14, 2025

There’s no clucking mystery here

“Off” of body experience.

Well, it’s NO use loosing your …… “head” over it!!!

;-)

It’s ok – Just label it ‘Mystery Meat’. This particular order is going to the school lunch program, and they never ask questions.

Call it Soylent Green.

Hey, parts is parts….

It’s too late for Wilson!!!

Just throw him into the Pacific, and allow him to drift away.

Put that big “nugget” in one of the bags labeled with a store’s brand instead of ours, so they get sued instead of us.

The raw materials chute was jammed, and the side platform slippery — Upton Sinclair’s ‘The Jungle’ revisited.

Wilson nuggets will never catch on.

I don’t know much about chicken anatomy. Can someone tell me what part of a chicken is the nugget?

What would you expect from Acme products?

MY PLEASURE! ……… G-R-O-S-S

It’s too late for Wilson. Just go to the plant entrance and change the “Accident-Free For x Days” back to zero.

Wilson Nuggets. There’s a little bit of Wilson in every nugget we make!

Wilson is quite the character. Placing glasses and a cap on a weird-shaped potato is gonna get him in trouble.

More Than Chicken Fingers…

“I cannibal-ieve I just ate one!!”

Hang out the “Now Hiring” sign.

Have a look for the coyote while you’re there. :)

Why?

And still antibiotic free!

They just had Cast Away on the telly the other day!

Either Wilson is a master of the practical joke or he’s fried.