The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for February 16, 2025

Bangers all

And be the first ones out when the sermon begins, right??

Upper left panel says it all.

QR code first word only.

Panel One: NOTE— People who grab the last pews (farthest from the altar) act as spectators upon other people as they enter for a church service. They also can sneak out early before the service is over to avoid traffic getting out the church parking lot.

Panel Two: As far as Leroy is concerned, his MIL is Cuss-tomer Disservice.

Four feet facing! That, and Panel Two. I can just imagine what happens AFTER Leroy’s done saying that!!

ᴄᴇɴᴛᴇʀ – they’re prolly IN the purse

ᴛᴏᴘ ʀɪɢʜᴛ – Loroy sucks at hide-ɴ-seek

ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ ʀɪɢʜᴛ – ROFL they’re everywhere!

The QR tattoo is a fresh idea!

That is what happens when you patronize the same bar all of the time.

The last pew one is no joke. You have to get there almost a half hour early to get that baby.

I gained a lot of respect when I picked up my moms purse, sucker was HEAVY

A few years ago there was tattoo ink that can only be seen in ultra Violet light – and I asked myself Why? I don’t walk around with an ultra Violet flashlight! That QR code is pretty cool though.

Center: Except that one is gonna give you a hernia.

Weighed my tote bag once when I was at one of those “health fairs”. 17#!

the joke is on the idiot with the QR tattoo, he wanted “bada$$”

sigh………

Love the Lockhorns