Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 20, 2025

If only he knew a hot red haired chopper pilot?

“Catch them in ‘One Piece?’ " I’m sure Oda-sensei won’t let these characters near his pirates.

When you overthink things, they come out even more wrong than when you do them by instinct.

Ask me how I know this.

Trial by error…..Ka-what!!!

Rip knows all about falling from the sky so the chopper gets him halfway there anyway.

He get into the choppa. And he’ll be back.

Starlight Sheriff must have some budget!

What? The one with the confiscated dynamite in the back seat?

Details, schmeetails.

ka-crash

Helicopters don’t fly, they beat the air into submission. (USN helo Crew Chief 1986-2010)

Now Rip is from Boston? I thought he was in the Carolinas

Another happy graduate of the “I watch a video on YouTube” school of flying…

Don’t worry, the giggling knuckles, know how to fly it!

He should at least take a crash course. :)

Ka-rash?

KA-HOT PURSUIT!

Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Haywire Hooligans! Martin Luther King Jr. was a great man, and anyone who says otherwise ought to punched by giggling knuckles.

The last time we saw Cobra, she was in a helicopter. We have seen Tank since, and he is now an adult again.

As Breezy IS a helicopter pilot, Rip should have brought her along to fly it. TNT could watch over Fireball/Hazy.

Okay, Rip is sounding more like his old self.

Professor Henry Jones: I didn’t know you could fly a plane.

Indiana Jones: Fly, yes. Land, no.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

I’ve been told controlling a helicopter is as easy as patting your head and rubbing your tummy at the same time.