Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 22, 2025

I wanted the new iStick 16.

I wish that I could be like the cool kids.

You can throwing rock much farther than steenky steeck see.

He’s too young for “boulder” upgrades.

You see a lot of videos of kids around Christmas complaining about the toys or presents they’ve received. Some of them are really expensive as well – new PlayStations etc. When a kid complains he got the wrong PlayStation, I’d just take it away from him and use it myself. Let him have nothing.

That’s surely an automatic rock; why would he want a stick shift?

When you grow up and work, you can have all the sticks you want.

And Uggy got the thigh bone of an antelope and a black monolith.

- And their parents have hunted and gathered the sticks by themselves!

“Well, we’ve got a bone to pick with you …”

And we all know that soon it’ll be paper then scissors and everyone will forget about sticks. It’s always evolving.

It’s a crypto rock. Soon, all the cool kids will want one.

Sticks and stones can both break his bones.

Keep up, mom and dad! How embarrassing! LOL

well, you’re not a cool kid

That rock will roll every night…

It’s hard to keep up with the new fads.

So this sh!t kids pull has been going on THAT long? Dear Lord.

And they wrapped it and everything! :)

Weird ‘Rock Hudson’ vs. Live PD’s ‘Sticks Larkin’.

Now I see the past character dilemma being subjected to current times.

The new really cool kids have fire.