The “grains” gag is actually recycled from an earlier strip. One of the zombie’s wife told him he needed more fiber in his diet, so he started saying….you get the idea.
Airlock. You always flush ’em out the airlock. The drills are all the same. Zombie? Airlock. Vampire? Airlock. Pizza delivery guy lingering a bit too long hinting for bigger tip? Airlock.
According to the old lore, putting salt into their mouths reminds them that they are dead, thus causing them to return to their graves, so shotguns loaded with rock salt would be the thing.
Bilan about 17 hours ago
Does the plan say anything about locking the doors so that enemies can’t walk right in.
phritzg Premium Member about 16 hours ago
The Hawaiian sugar plantations have a problem with walking dead who have a sweet tooth: the zombies who walk around saying “Canes”.
gantech about 11 hours ago
The “grains” gag is actually recycled from an earlier strip. One of the zombie’s wife told him he needed more fiber in his diet, so he started saying….you get the idea.
StoicLion1973 about 11 hours ago
These zombies are a great way to get rid of quinoa and everyone who promotes it.
tcumming about 11 hours ago
Did they bring vegetarian mosquitos??
Gent about 10 hours ago
Ah and me thoughts thems was eats only vegans brains.
royq27 about 10 hours ago
Stalking the stalk of wheat…
baskate_2000 about 10 hours ago
And the military’s brain trust strikes again!
Stephen Gilberg about 9 hours ago
Are vegetarian zombies even a problem?
ChessPirate about 8 hours ago
Fiber-conscious Zombies – “Brans”
Zombie Sheldon Lee Cooper – “Trains”
lopaka about 8 hours ago
Grains? Groans!
oakie9531 about 8 hours ago
holey wheat and bran, Batman!!!
Steverino Premium Member about 8 hours ago
And naked zombies go around yelling Haaaanes.
Calvins Brother about 8 hours ago
Financial Zombie: “Gains.”
JudyAz about 8 hours ago
Railroad zombies: “Traaaaaains”
DaBump Premium Member about 8 hours ago
I got tired of zombies quite some time ago, but the “vegetarian zombies” is a truly fresh idea.
cuzinron47 about 7 hours ago
OK, now you have to worry Brewster, you could easily be mistaken for a vegetable.
gfredrickson85 about 7 hours ago
They forgot about the plumber zombies. They’re looking for drains
dv about 7 hours ago
Brewster may be safe if they want brains
Tigressy about 6 hours ago
Construction worker zombies: Cranes
Artist: Frames
Lord- and Ladyship: James!!!
Driver: Lanes
Dentist: Pains
Meteorologist: Rains
Phlemologist: Veins
Afraid of zombies: feigns…
eb110americana about 5 hours ago
Airlock. You always flush ’em out the airlock. The drills are all the same. Zombie? Airlock. Vampire? Airlock. Pizza delivery guy lingering a bit too long hinting for bigger tip? Airlock.
wetidlerjr about 4 hours ago
Ha! ha! ha! he! he! he!
geese28 about 2 hours ago
Grain zombies are managing their salt intake
norphos about 2 hours ago
According to the old lore, putting salt into their mouths reminds them that they are dead, thus causing them to return to their graves, so shotguns loaded with rock salt would be the thing.
Digital Frog 15 minutes ago
Dyslexic Zombies: Brians!