Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for February 16, 2025

I don’t know, he could have done worse.

Top or bottom exhaust system?

More like show and burp…

The results are still faster than eating a bowl of beans and chili.

Maybe the show and tell was how NOT to do a show and tell all along?

Some kids simply have no limits or restraints…

I think it takes a little time for you, Kevin.

Not enough carbonation.

And he was gonna burp “Flight of the Bumblebee.”

Performance anxiety. We’ve all been there.

Unless you can burp the alphabet, it isn’t “show-n-tell worthy.”

Precursor to the great wakkarotti, The master and his music.

At least he wasn’t trying to emulate ’Le Petomane’.

If you give him a chance, he can do the whole alphabet.

That Kevin! He’s a legend at setting an example! We won’t mention what kind of example.

… Mostly because it only fits one of those criteria.

It’s going to come out the wrong end

Quentin D. back in third grade taught the rest of the boys in the class how to burp using just air. Swallow it, hold it and then let it rip. Still know how to do it today, it’s like riding a bicycle.