Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for January 24, 2025

My knees turn to jelly when I’m with you.

Mmmm! PB and Honey sandwiches!

He got in trouble in a Jif.

You’re toast Skippy!

She’s well preserved

He’s avoiding the grape jelly because she always Welches on her dealings.

As Snoop would say, “It’s like peanut butter on jelly on gold!” (its a T-Mobile commercial)

Luckily I have a stash of Nutty Buddies……

if you want a blended family, try Goober (by Smuckers)

It happens a lot………..

Good day to make PB crisscross cookies!

She really didn’t like having to deal with the oil he separates into

You butter bread her down soon, or you are toast.

And sometimes he just goes bananas and gets fried.

Nothin but Spam, and Ritz was a good cracker!

He’s toast.

Nowadays if I am going to put something on bread it would be Nutella. My sister came from a business trip to Italy and got me Hazelnut spread but the oil tends to sit on top, stir stir stir Smeagol:) where’s my Wheat Thins???

I thought she’d leave him over his Peter Pan syndrome.

PB = a real picker upper …!

Peanut butter on chocolate is WRONG! Chocolate is perfect without that slimy stuff on it.

wow, does this bring back memories… I usta eat pb & honey all the time… (when I was a bachelor, that is!)

Am I the only one that thinks Honey looks like a pile of something else?

She’ll be back in a Jif, Skippy.