The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 21, 2025

Add a little dog, and you get a croco-poodle-doo!

Not too shabby actually.

Pretty good one Hattie

Love it. Hattie you do?

Hattie will make some poor soul a wife someday (probably trained by mama Gargle)

I don’t think I’d want one of those as a pet. I wouldn’t know what to do with all that croco-doodle-doo doo-doo.

Steve Irwin used to feed chickens to crocodiles. Can’t remember if he ever smiled at one, though (the crocs, not the chickens).

croc of the walk…

Crocadoodle don’t.

I get: Tastes like chicken.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?


A: A milkshake!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?


A: A bird that will talk your ear off.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat ?


A: A scaredy cat!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?


A: A porkchop.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks?


A: Fishsticks.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard?


A: Frostbite!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?


A: A walkie talkie!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?


A: Swimming trunks.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a piece of paper and scissors?


A: Confetti.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?


A: A lawnmooer.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?


A: A sourpuss.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Godzilla and a parrot?


A: I don’t know, but if he asks for a cracker, give it to him!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?


A: A bunny ribbit.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?


A: Pooched eggs.

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I take it it laid a scaly egg hatchling. :D

Pretty good one Hattie! Now just go away please

Answer: Rancid Veeblefester – A “Cock-of-the-walk” who’ll bite your head off…

Want a croc.

What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino?

Elephino!

Very cute indeed. Nice to hear something other than sarcasm coming from lips. Maybe there is hope for her yet….

I like Hattie. She can think for herself.

Not bad. Not bad at all. While it isn’t an LOL for me, it did make me smile.

Hurricane Hattie, that one’s pretty good! LOL

and if you throw in frank sinatra, you’ve got a croco-doodle-doobie-doobie-doo… ☺

How did I know there’d be a Hattie strip today?

What do you get when you cross a croc and a water moccasin? I don’t know but I’d leave it in the water.

One that’s been around at least as long as I have:

What to you get when you cross a parrot with a mountain lion?

I don’t know but when it talks, you better listen!