That candy bar entry is out of this world! $2.53 for a candy bar is crazy! I hope he got to eat it too! I remember when candy bars were a quarter.
Piggly Wiggly, the company that first introduced the shopping cart had to resort to using paid actors to use them in their stores before they caught on.
Shopping Cart Limitations
A married couple on a tight budget were shopping in a supermarket. The husband picks up a case of beer and places it in their shopping cart…
The wife complained, “Put that back, we only have enough funds for essential items – not luxuries such as beer costing $35.”
A little later while walking through the cosmetics aisle, the wife picks up a beauty cream and other products and place them in the cart.
The husband says, “I thought we were on a tight budget, buying only essential items, right?”
The wife responds, “These items are essential. They make me look beautiful!”
“Well,” says the husband, “the beer also makes you look beautiful and its half the price!”
The new packaging con’t be torn by mortal man, you need a knife or tear it with your teeth.
I just open bags with scissors, or my pocket knife if I’m not at home.
Heavens no.. a flat Mars bar? Alert the media.
I think Mars bars left in a hot vehicle may lose their wrinkles.
The Duke about 7 hours ago
That candy bar entry is out of this world! $2.53 for a candy bar is crazy! I hope he got to eat it too! I remember when candy bars were a quarter.
chaosed2 about 7 hours ago
Piggly Wiggly, the company that first introduced the shopping cart had to resort to using paid actors to use them in their stores before they caught on.
Pickled Pete about 6 hours ago
Shopping Cart Limitations
A married couple on a tight budget were shopping in a supermarket. The husband picks up a case of beer and places it in their shopping cart…
The wife complained, “Put that back, we only have enough funds for essential items – not luxuries such as beer costing $35.”
A little later while walking through the cosmetics aisle, the wife picks up a beauty cream and other products and place them in the cart.
The husband says, “I thought we were on a tight budget, buying only essential items, right?”
The wife responds, “These items are essential. They make me look beautiful!”
“Well,” says the husband, “the beer also makes you look beautiful and its half the price!”
Jayalexander about 4 hours ago
The new packaging con’t be torn by mortal man, you need a knife or tear it with your teeth.
Shirl Summ Premium Member about 4 hours ago
I just open bags with scissors, or my pocket knife if I’m not at home.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 hours ago
Heavens no.. a flat Mars bar? Alert the media.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 hour ago
I think Mars bars left in a hot vehicle may lose their wrinkles.