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An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream.
A passing shepherd calls out, “Dinnae drink frae that, it’s all fulla coo p!ss an shite!”
The Englishman says to him in a cut-glass accent, “I’m terribly sorry, my good fellow, would you very much mind repeating that in the Queen’s English?”
And the shepherd says, “I’m terribly sorry sir, I was only asking if you would like to borrow this tin cup and get a proper drink?”
Another MP Holy Grail nugget. John Cleese was afraid of heights, so they had to build a mock-up wall of Doune Castle for his taunting scenes and place the camera at ground level angled up to make it look like he was atop the wall.
As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system.
“Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons, struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep.“
From the cabin, a passenger was heard to exclaim, “Wow!.. It just missed the highway!”
Leroy about 1 month ago
The wallaby’s biggest challenge was distinguishing their Australian accents from the bagpipe sounds.
Freebyrd1 about 1 month ago
Wallabies have been seen in Bedfordshire England. They escaped from Whipsnade zoo in the 1960s’/70s".
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream.
A passing shepherd calls out, “Dinnae drink frae that, it’s all fulla coo p!ss an shite!”
The Englishman says to him in a cut-glass accent, “I’m terribly sorry, my good fellow, would you very much mind repeating that in the Queen’s English?”
And the shepherd says, “I’m terribly sorry sir, I was only asking if you would like to borrow this tin cup and get a proper drink?”
KC135E/R BOOMER about 1 month ago
Another MP Holy Grail nugget. John Cleese was afraid of heights, so they had to build a mock-up wall of Doune Castle for his taunting scenes and place the camera at ground level angled up to make it look like he was atop the wall.
Durak Premium Member about 1 month ago
“It’s only a model.”
Lotus about 1 month ago
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. I f*rt in your general direction, you English kah-ni’-gits!
goboboyd about 1 month ago
Just goes to show ya, you can’t tie me Wallaby down… sport. (Yeah, a stretch, but it’s still early.)
Totalloser Premium Member about 1 month ago
Doune Castle was the only castle used in Monty Pythons Holy Grail they just filmed it from different angles to represent multiple castles
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member about 1 month ago
Wow. Those wallabies got off Scott free. lol, lmao, har har, etc.. so on, so forth. TGIF!
Number Slx about 1 month ago
Great Scot!
mindjob about 1 month ago
30 years to make a map with rocks. He’ll probably donate it to his university geology dept
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 month ago
I prefer matchstick sculptures myself….
jkn1027 about 1 month ago
Camelot!
Stephen Gilberg about 1 month ago
Imagine if GoT included a French taunter.
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
That Huge Meteorite Landmark
As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system.
“Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons, struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep.“
From the cabin, a passenger was heard to exclaim, “Wow!.. It just missed the highway!”