Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 29, 2025

So why is she smiling?

But then…She wasn’t at the top!

Tie the hair around your waist. Big Bertha is desperate and will pull you up.

Well that aint no rope ya dope. That is hair. So shuts up and starts climbing now.

Then you probably wouldn’t care about the rewards of your effort…

start climbin’…

Wait! I have a trampoline at home… be right back!

I always thought that she must have some great neck muscles

I wasn’t very good at it either. The ceiling in the gym was about a mile off the floor UGGH!!

That’s okay, just pull her down to you.

Location: Jan Braidy street

Well, go get the ladder.

This could get hairy!

have her do ponytails, two, then let both down and form a ladder

I can relate to that. I hated gym class because of those ropes, etc,

The truth is, he’s afraid of heights, according to his Gym Teacher. So, he’ll just have to take the door and stairs route.

He wouldn’t make it anyway. They are extensions.

A hair raising experience indeed. :)

Is that Wooba Gooba with the green teeth?

Sorry buddy, gotta work hard to get the girl, or at least have a billion, that works too! ;-)

A rope in the hand will get you two in the bush?

I stunk at rope climbing too. Only one in the family who didn’t get a monkey card for making it to the ceiling beam.

Once I did make it all the way up the rope in gym class. The only thing in gym I was good at. I stunk at everything else. I was always picked last in shirts/skins basketball, which was the most frequent thing we did since the teacher was lazy.

I hated gym.

I don’t remember even seeing a rope in our school gym. Probably for the best due to my fear of heights.

Let’s hope she doesn’t use a slippery conditioner.

There’s a door and stairs on the back side.