Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for February 01, 2025

They saw the flying Tesla, and they want one.

Why?

Only if you promise to take him with you and not bring him back. You can have the orange pile of crap too. Same deal.

And the alien astronut theorists was theenks that thems was here to meets Giorgio.

He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere!

They should know where to find him; attached to a certain rear end.

Isn’t that “Take me to your leader?” Oh yeah, pretty much.

The flag looks like Uranus which makes the creatures…nevermind…but why don’t aliens ever wear clothes.. they probably never had an Adam and Eve!

Maybe these guys have come to take him away up on their planet (wherever that is) so he’ll be at home up there.

You don’t want him. He is a racist and a bigot.

Probably because he owes them money…

No, take Elon Musk to them and be sure he’s on the ship when they leave.

They have come to take home their petulant runaway child. Cheers

Musk is an alien bent on destroying the United States.

People like Musk, Tesla and Howard Hughes are game changers. Sad but like the other two Musk is going a bit crazy as he gets older.

“Ok, but I’ve got to warn you, you’re going to have to put some clothes on, because Elon has a strict dress code and his doorman won’t let you into the building naked. Even I had to put pants on before they’d let me in!”

Family reunion…..

Inly if they agree to take him with them when they leave.

Good call……

And take him with you

Don’t they know that Musk hates illegal aliens?

Check the White House

and then take him with you

Can you you take him with you?

Only if you promise to release him from a very high altitude with no safety devices so he crashes and burns in …

So many vile haters here. Some is even wishing death upon Musk. Utterly disgusting. Such vicious vitriolic hate spewing in the comments against good man. Disgusting.

If I recall Elon Musk placed a mannequin in a spacesuit, put it in the driver’s seat of one of his Tesla® cars and used a SpaceX® rocket to launch it to Mars. I wonder what the progress is on that journey, and is it supposed to orbit or crash to the surface.

Only if you take him with you!

fElon

They’re looking for a ketamine supply

Better idea: you guys take Elon Musk with you! Win-win situation.

Yes please.