Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 18, 2025

You never know if something is edible, until you try. Some may not be digestible. Those too, shall pass.

Amateur.

Well all I gotta say is it’ll stick to your ribs!

Grandpa cut himself shaving on this and on the slicer.

I had a German Shorthair Pointer when I lived right near the San Francisco Bay. Her #1 very favorite thing in the world was to find a dead fish by the shore and roll in it. Somehow she never connected that behavior with the unpleasantness of being brought into the shower at home and shampooed.

Brings a whole new meaning to the term “butt hurt” …!

My complements to the chef!!

Fruit of the dogs and fruit of the gods would seem so far apart.

When I worked in a pizza parlor it was before gloves. Having a cut on your hand was a serious dilemma.

De gustibus non disputandum est

Like magic, the Band-Aid will eventually re-appear within a day or so to be recycled later, if need be.?

scent-driven, our dogs liked to find underwear.

If you cool it is it Kool-aid®?

This was covered in today’s Close to Home (Www.Gocomics.Com/closetohome/2025/01/19)

I hope it was blue so you know it was there… uh… wait a minute…

…there’s too many regulations in our food anyways…

…don’t get me started on canned corn beef hash…

…and bird flew…

…if birds weren’t meant to fly…

….we wouldn’t have buffalo chicken wings…

…and i like the taste of msg…

…and the look of red dye number 3…

…I don’t want to know how many fingers are in my Vienna sausages…

…or that a Pepsi can dissolve a wrench in three days…

…maybe it’s the lead in my drinking water talking…

…but Mom & Dad were lying when they said to cover my mouth and sneeze into my elbow…

… it’s all Phooey…

…we’re all made of atoms and empty spaces…

…and we all know Paul wasn’t dead…

…because we never landed on the moon…

…and Frog Applause contains the secret cord that David used…

…and it pleased the Lord…

…but you never really cared for music …

…do you?…

I tapped fast-forward & nothin’ happened …!

These consarn “smart” phones do nothing to obliterate my ignorance!

The “sauce” on it, especially.

WOW

someone gets paid for this?

makes Cathy Guisewite look like Rembrandt

Hey what size foot are you?

In metric hat size, are you in the yellow pee metrics yet?

Football in metric field ?

Foot in metrics; =’s plural sizes in seat of Legos.

3 Legos for first down.

Paul III reading about Bunyan’s buns and creepy thighs that do not match.

Forest Grumdee sat on a Band Aide®, Forest Grumdee sat on a rather large bung hole.

Forest Grumdee sat on a brick in the wall™, Forest Grumdee fell and shattered his rock band.

All the Alice in Wonderland could do was borrowing from Dorothy of Kansas is simply beg mercy from God.

God dern of gersh dernier fled by the Red Sea and Forest Grumdee could hear and see again.

Swallowing hard boiled egg in the prison by Cool Hand Luke® of Fulton and John Law for Cash of Eddie’s Money…

Inarguably-a-tion …!

Freddy Mercury, Aides Concert on his nand

Totally believable.

Remember the old Band Aid tins …?