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We visited a cave once and the tour guide had this tiny little child like voice. She said, “When they’re down here (pointing down), they’re staligmites but when they grow up (pointing to the ceiling), they’re staligtites.” We have joked about this for years. So when I read this, I almost spewed my coffee!
Bucky should add that the dust mites are in the carpet and in the doggy bed, eating flakes of your dead skin. Mmmm…dead skin…munch munch. Enjoy your dinner, Satch.
Sanspareil about 1 month ago
Sounds logical!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 month ago
Oh man, it truly is the blind leading the blind.
hariseldon59 about 1 month ago
A little cave humor.
iggyman about 1 month ago
These guys have their ups and downs nixed up!
iggyman about 1 month ago
There might be mites? How poetic, Satchel!
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 1 month ago
He’s right. They are like ants in the pants. The mites go up and the tights go down.
win.45mag about 1 month ago
For being worried, he sure looks like he’s happy and smilin’.
Jayalexander about 1 month ago
Must be scientifically precise if you want to qualify for USAID.
dsatvoinde Premium Member about 1 month ago
Dust mite, dust tight, first dust I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish to find the DustBuster tonight.
bbenoit about 1 month ago
Mites, tights (censor approved spelling), never could keep those straight.
28autumnbreeze about 1 month ago
We visited a cave once and the tour guide had this tiny little child like voice. She said, “When they’re down here (pointing down), they’re staligmites but when they grow up (pointing to the ceiling), they’re staligtites.” We have joked about this for years. So when I read this, I almost spewed my coffee!
Gen.Flashman about 1 month ago
If it is an old popcorn ceiling, asbestos more likely than mites.
chris_o42 about 1 month ago
Well in a weird way, that makes sense.
Chithing about 1 month ago
Bucky’s thinking like a cave, man. No surprise there.
Jeffin Premium Member about 1 month ago
There was a bit of a sta-lag in my comprehension of this one. I mite have caved.
grocks about 1 month ago
Great, now I need to worry about dust ti[t]es too?
bobtoledo Premium Member about 1 month ago
Broom! BROOM!!
The-Great-Gildersleeve about 1 month ago
Did Hogan’s Heroes’s camp have “Stalag-tites”?
Martin Booda about 1 month ago
The POWs on Hogans Heroes who were on the floor of the tunnel were Stalag13mites. The ones hanging from the ceiling were Stalag13tites.
GKBOWOOD Premium Member about 1 month ago
Heh Heh – got a good chuckle from this one!
Draca23 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Good one!!
morningglory73 Premium Member about 1 month ago
A good chuckle today. :-D
SavannahJim Premium Member about 1 month ago
That’s hilarious.
Rich Douglas about 1 month ago
Don’t cave, Satch!
chriscc63 about 1 month ago
I read that wrong, at first.
Sam Handwich about 1 month ago
His logic is — for once — sound.
norphos about 1 month ago
How would dust accumulate on a ceiling?
DanielClémenson Premium Member about 1 month ago
I’m sure it passed over the head of thousands of ’muricans!!
CleverHans Premium Member about 1 month ago
Bucky should add that the dust mites are in the carpet and in the doggy bed, eating flakes of your dead skin. Mmmm…dead skin…munch munch. Enjoy your dinner, Satch.
fermier Premium Member about 1 month ago
Highschool geology comes in handy for once!
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 1 month ago
This actually makes sense!
Chalres about 1 month ago
And where do you find the soot sprites?