Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for January 28, 2025

my father was upset when a cup of coffee at the truckstop went over a dollar. i can’t see anybody as sane who’d spend an hour’s wage on one cup of coffee (and bad coffee, at that).

I like to shake them up when I order black coffee. (At least they don’t expect me to tip.)

Are able to spell the customer’s name correctly on their cups? That would be a miracle!

From wine, of course!!

I love good coffee and like to think I have a pretty discriminating palate. For the life of me, I can’t understand how people say their coffee is good or bad when they disguise it with cream, sugar, and/or all the other assorted flavorings. To truly appreciate a cup of coffee – or tea for that matter – one should drink it sans fripperies!

You should see what he can do with a hedge.

" The Second Cup" of Jesus? ( A little Canadian coffee shop humor there. )

And the third day, there was a marriage in Cana of Galilee. And then It came to pass that all the wine was drunk. The mother of Jesus said unto the lord, “They have no more wine”. Jesus said unto the servants “Fill six water pots with water!”, and they did so. When the steward of the feast did taste the water from the pots. It had become wine. And they knew not whence it had come.

But the servants did know, and they applauded loudly in the kitchen. and they said unto the lord “How the he11 did you do that?”, and inquired of him, “Do you do children’s parties?” And the lord said, “No.” But the servants did pressing him, “Go on, give us another one!”

Cue up some ‘Smokey Robinson’ music for a Miracle quip now that it is clear that ‘Jesus’ is quite a common name.

Can Jesus the diner man please do a report on the effects of coffee on a human COLON?

Yo HayZeus, make me a Lazarus please. aka shot-in-the-dark.

Heysoos loves all this attention, but he’s got talents…..