Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 23, 2025

The silhouette drawing contest is now officially under way. This one is in the ‘Captioned’ category.

Uncle?

Finders keepers losers weeper. Sweepers and deeper the hurt form and from our fort Bliss.

First thought: A trans-species elephantine walrus …!

( LGBTQIA+EW )

It’s full of stars! I had no idea the universe was shaped like a depressed Aardvark with a knee high sock on it’s head. To fold space and time, just pretend to be a flea on its head and when he goes to itch it jump to the hind leg. Voila! Just be careful about that near by black hole.

Who can say what is fair, and what is just? The search for fairness, and for justice, may be the original cause for a search for fairness, and for justice. The universe will always seek a perfect balance, so please pardon our dust, as we adjust.

What species is the revenge seeker?

That’s true. All is fair in love, war and Frog Applause™.

“Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate.” (Vonnegut)

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. Resentment is like drinking poison and expecting it to kill the enemy.

Perfect matching of word and image.

Leave my back alone.

Next week – a normally taoist bear commits a hate crime in retaliation for making his favorite heffalump sad.

maybe it’s walking backwards

Teresa can hurt me without hitting me, and hit me without hurting me

Using this as a place marker so I’ll know how far down to scroll tomorrow …!

( lame tip )

Move over, a fat stinky dog’s moving in.

California Dreamin’ by The Mamas & The Papas.

It’s funny, I see a four legged animal with a trunk instead of ‘the universe’. Is the universe quadrupedal?

With those two “thingys” hanging low, I can, with certainly, dodge them and the hurts on you, that you missed!!!☺️☺️☺️☺️

The joker and wild card in poker can cause quite commotion. No wild cards allowed. The jokes on the rest of you suckers and stick around.

The goodie two shoes and money from cheap clearance sells.

Joker Joe and Queen Freddy Mercury Aides Concert on Sunday, The Finn Day, you slippery eel.

Now jumping in just to slow “Space” down …!

Deer Hunter against zombie Hunter.

So, a chiropractor and a masseuse walk into a bar…

Hello … hello … ello …llo … lo … o ….

Ivory and Ebony

Kindness. That’s all that matters.

…half of the country is following the anti-Chris…

…all are being monitored by AI…

…because they say AI is here to help you…

…but, hey…

…if you are watching are you really here to help me…

…if you were told by your creators to spy on me…

…to tattle on me…

…to plant false evidence against me…

…to methodologically destroy me…

…would you?…

…yes…

…I believe you would…

…I am just doing what I am told…

…you would say…

…and that makes those following the anti-Chris…

…no better than you…

…I do have good news, though…

…you can save 15% on your car insurance with Froglandia Mutual…

…I’m sure…

Think I’ll take a break ….

( there, I feel better )

Come on, baby. Make it hurt so good. Sometimes, love don’t feel like it should. You make it hurt so good.

What if I hurt you front?

So two different fonts walk into a comic strip…

The bartender says, hey we don’t serve your type here…

…it’s only fair if I hurt you back…

…I didn’t peg you for that type of girl…

…I guess I just didn’t see it coming…

… Et tu, Brute?…

…but how do I escape large cellphone charges on a transatlantic voyage?…

…and what good is airplane mode on a ship?…

…_ _ _ …

…and the lord said to Abraham give me your son…

… Abraham said Lord you must be putting me on…

… my name is Ishmael…

…he was born on third base…

…and i don’t know is on second…

…and ring around the rosey…

…is alright …

…you wear my ring…

…in the middle of the night…

…rosey…

…hello…

…is this thing on?…

…hmmm….

…it doesn’t appear to be working…

Dr. Ink,

Dr. Ink Blot more.

Cheating is a Cheap Trick,

In Bad Mittens Finals.

Back to the Fairness 2. Can Frida and her hoverfrog save the lame? Will pretty pink heads roll?

Reality thinks fairness is hilarious. – Carolyn Hax

Electronic sign in front of Teresa of Calcutta Parish church: God recycles. He Made you from dust.

…alright…

…I admit it…

…I put the chocolate in the peanut butter jar…