Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 03, 2025

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago

    She puts the consume in consummating. He only managed the mating.

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    ʲᔆ  about 1 month ago

    he gets it in 3… 2… 1…

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 month ago

    It’s to die for!

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    Pickled Pete  about 1 month ago
    Head is up for grabs, right?
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    Imagine  about 1 month ago

    A friendly heads up…

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    SHIVA  about 1 month ago

    He’s about to suddenly experience a sensation of disembodiment!!!

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    HarryLime  about 1 month ago

    A lot of women do that. I’ve lost my head several times over pretty women.

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    Znox11  about 1 month ago

    Ho doesn’t know it, but he’s going to give her head.

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    mindjob  about 1 month ago

    He’s a sucker for her hypnotic gaze

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    Munch  about 1 month ago

    You better head out.

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    Smitty  about 1 month ago

    a literal FAFO situation.

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    oakie9531  about 1 month ago

    run!

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    R Humble  about 1 month ago

    It will leave him feeling light-headed.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    She’s always planning ahead.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 month ago

    Say good bye, my little friend….

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Dude! Heads up!

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The consumption of the male mantids is something seen in controlled, captive situations. In the wild, not so much. Most of the time the male can get away.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  about 1 month ago

    She’s going to get a head in life! he he.

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    dsidney49  about 1 month ago

    I think she’s getting a-head of herself…!!!

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    TIMH  about 1 month ago

    He should introduce her to pleasure of cigarettes after sex. It will give extra satisfaction while curbing her appetite.

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    jdthird  about 1 month ago

    One way to get ahead in life.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 1 month ago

    If that’s not incentive for him to get up extra early, I don’t know what is.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 1 month ago

    He’s getting a heady feeling.

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