Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 02, 2025

“Take one of these daily and play.”

Not one of em is tryings to sneaks away with one? This unbeliefable.

Pringles for dogs.

During Prohibition, they had to get a prescription that stated that they will be used for tennis purposes.

Chew tablets…

This is AWESOME! LOL !

Tennis Balls are secured in a time-delayed lock safe.

This product is useful for chewing and chasing. Caution: If used within the presence of humans it may lead to some fetching. Do not ingest. Do not use if you are allergic to rubber, felt, or fetching.

I think l’ll stick to 5mgs of Sertraline.

Tennis balls aren’t so easy to swallow.

Tennis balls or Frisbee? Talk to your vet and see what’s right for you.

Tennis balls?

My golden retriever was not into tennis balls, but into Frisbees. I bought a new one for him at one point. On the package was a six step set of instructions on how to train your dog to play frisbee. It included the following instruction, “For Golden Retrievers: Step 1: Throw Frisbee,”

Rex gets an Rx

i think more tennis balls are sold for dogs then tennis

Chewballitol.

Also popular: tennis ball throwers

Doggo antidepressants

But I’ll save 2 for my masters Walker

Squirrels, tennis balls, rolling in stinky stuff — dogs have weird obsessions

Happy pills for puppers!

My dog has 6 medications, and none are tennis balls. She’s finally home, sleeping on one of her little beds. She’s still totally drugged out, but relaxing now that she’s home. I have to make up a drug chart for her. Some are once a day, some twice, some three times. Two are liquids. She hates pills. This will not be my favorite two-week period, but at least my dog is home and recovering from her surgery.

My kitten chases tennis balls too. Then he falls asleep on them using them for pillows.

Voit where prohibited

veterinarian feel good

“Take 3 tennis balls and call me in the morning…”