Close to Home by John McPherson for February 08, 2025

Very lamb.

Sure, if you can explain the two different dye colors on your back.

Stuck in a rut…

Now I know we’ve been living here too long. You’re starting to take after that pervert Farmer Brown!

He thought he could pull the wool over her eyes.

A few of sheep short of an orgy … or, if you put fences around people, you get sheep.

Wipe that sheepish grin off your face, little mister!!

What about the old ’it’s for the articles gem’.

Curse those flipping mattresses !

‘Putting Times’ might be acceptable to ewe.

Ewe asked of it…

Ewe having fun…

Baaaad sheep

Buncha sheep!

Curiosity ……LOL

Sheep lie.

Ram-a-lamb-a-dingdong.

It looks self-explanatory enough to me.

Mary had naughty lamb,or whatever the hell that thing is.

Should’ve done what most mothers do. Pretend you never saw it.

Only after you tell me why you have the spread this month Mom.

Ewe!!! Hehehe

It’s Bleeb’s. :)

Let this be a lesson to you, kid; hide your porn out in the woods like all the other kids.

But Mom, I swear it’s just for the articles

Rutting season in Yellowstone is always a surprise, a surprise for all the touriots who want to pet the bison.

Deer rutting season sometimes is apparent in my backyard. Ditto ducks. Geese.

Uh-Oh, I see she’s already wearing a pearl necklace, oops wait a minute…

That’s shear smüt.

He probably reads it for the shear pleasure of it.

Her son’s at the age he is starting to become interested in getting a little wool.

You got to learn about it somewhere, and there are many who won’t let you learn about it in school.

Rut-ro