The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 08, 2025

Get well soon, Wilberforce.

He hasn’t been charging anyone, has he?

The Doctor learned in med school that he can charge more if he calls a cold a rhinovirus.

I hope they gave him something so he doesn’t grow a horn on his head. Do rhinos blow their horn when they attack or just sneak up and surprise you?

That’s a new one on me.

Rhino better than the ’rona.

not a whopping cough

funny one, Chip!

The flu is rampant here where I live

Everyone knows “Rhinovirus” doesn’t come from zoos. It happens when a person gets a bad nose job.

No, but he may have caught it from grandma! ☺️☺️☺️

In other words, Wilberforce has a bad cold. Chicken soup is the answer.

Aww… Wilberforce’s conclusion makes me sad. Evidently the “Born Loser” gene pool is very deep. I know the one I am in runs deep!

Probably got rhinovirus from old battle axe?

with the virus named like that I think he had in mind for you to be living in the zoo as one of the animals. :D

Brutus can smile now but he’ll be crying Crocodile tears when he sees the Doctor’s Bill.

Poor Rhino……

I guess that explains why he keeps running into the street and butting cars.

Good one Chip! Mom and dad had better. Keep a close watch on him and take him back to the doctor if he starts growing a horn.

There are all sorts of cruds floating around schools these days. I talked to a school nurse who told me she’s had a steady stream of flu and viruses. In my daughter’s house, one of the grandkids comes home with a bug and it circulates throughout the family.

How about that……….?

And don’t worry about the expensive drugs, most of it is covered by the taxpayers

Too funny!

In 3 days, Gladys might not feel great.

Thankfully he didn’t have Monkeypox as well… : )

I saw a video of a mad rhino flipping a car over and over like it’s a toy.

oh great, now as a precaution we will have to kill all the rhinos! maybe RHINOS also?

wilber thinks that you undergo “rhinoplasty” when you want a horn sticking out of your forehead…

Definitely needs to be categorized under “Kids Say the Cutest Things.”

When my son (now 36) was six years old, I took him to our doctor. During the visit my son asked me, “Is the doctor a hospital?” I explained that no, the doctor is a person who takes care of people when they’re sick, and that a hospital is a place where people sometimes have to go when they’re sick, and that doctors also take care of them there. Our doctor complimented me on my straightforward and age-appropriate explanation.