Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 11, 2025

He’s looking for the origin of his problems.

you can’t, dude – it’s in the domain of complex numbers

The real problem is the Z axis.

Math Problem: Your seven Exes are riding a train going 80 miles an hour to your city. Meanwhile 50 marriage counselors and 60 divorce lawyers are traveling 100 miles an hour on the same track also going to your city. When the two trains collide how many survive and sue you?

Relationships: I draw the line at graphs.

Looks like he’s charting a course for success, in any event. I wonder if he’s using EX-cel.

My ol’ Grampa used to say:

“There are three kinds of people in this world, those that can do math…

… and those that can’t!”

Th common denominator is U.

good luck, Todd.

Stick with the Hot vs Crazy chart.

Great toon!

Well, for one thing, he’s got to stop being so hyperbolic!

Good luck with that.

Confusing myth with math.

All my axis came with taxes…

No Allied options… something’s wrong.

Never try to go back and analyze ….it will surely make you feel like a loser…

After he’s done, he’ll catch some Z’s.

Toon Trivia: there are 156 squares within that graph …!

( ex X why )

Friggin hilarious, I’d be taking a serious risk spending too much time with my ex & why axis ! ;-)

So, for Todd, the graphed line intersects at Ex = 0 and Why = 0 so that the line"s ends recede away each other…a parabolic relationship!

actually, math might be easier for some people… a lot easier!

Four blocks is so 1970s. Now, it’s 4^10 .

The ex’s of evil?

A lady I was dating before I met my present wife basically broke up with me because I did not fold the towels the “right way” in the bathroom that I used when visiting her.

I never found math hard. I did find out that the floor is hard.

The plot, ah, thickens like gravy reducing on the stove.

Tic Tac Toe would.

Quoting The J. Geils band; Love Stinks.