Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 02, 2025

es muy trabajadora

Even if she had those coupons, they’d be out of date anyway.

But she could never find the turn signal fluid on sale.

As it turns out, the door-knob sauce was mostly elbow grease.

Actually beautiful art work.

Frog Applause™ Red Letter Day Alert!

First appearance of a transgender sumo wrestler!

(if she sees her shadow will there be six more weeks of lame cartooning?)

I have an old 25¢ coupon for Schick Injector razor blades, old enough that there is no bar code on it, and it has no expiration date. The blades are still sold, but I’ve never tried to use the coupon. I wonder if people collect vintage coupons.

This lady found a bonanza of coupons for Lorne Greene scented bleach.

Not only have her coupons expired, the supermarkets are all closed due to a lack of interest.

My mama dun tole me …

I see there’s a coupon for Joy™. That’s the one I want.

Love the abstraction distraction of green scribbling …!

( but the art wins … this time )

For a particular reason: Gobblers Doorknob …!

You can make a tasty doorknob sauce with forlorn scented bleach.

Nothing gave her more peace and contentment than a well organized coupon file folder, so much so that she began using the expired coupons as wall paper in her meditation room. With the coupon as her personal power totem, her apple cart was un upset able.

And For-Lorne Greene

…my favorite part is the scribble…

Doorknob sauce can be found at the Froglandia Bathmat Factory and so can the Forelorn scented Bleach!

The Doorknob Sauce is specially made with the freshest ingredients, straight from the special gardens in the back! It’s a twist and turn experience once you try it.

The bleach comes in pints, quarts, and gallon sizes! For those who need eye bleach, with various scents, there’s a special one ounce spray bottle to satisfy your needs.

So stop by today to get your personal needs and have lunch at the lunch counter today!! Specials going on. Check us out!

Electronic sign in front of Teresa of Calcutta Parish:

Make sure to taste your words before you spit them out.

Could this be a transgendered Sumo wrestler …!

( a chanko change-o? )

…she had a coupon to ride…

…from The Blade Runner 2019…

…current affairs edition…

…I always get in line at Krogers…

…{ yes…

…I said…

…Krogers…

…lived with it}…

…that has two carts full of groceries…

….and so many coupons …

…that Krogers pays her…

…and i can’t get out because a grandma with a cart full of diapers and Bush beer is behind me with 3 sniffling brats…

…and I am just buying 10 yogurts and 10 different flavored Vienna sausages…

…and some ten dollar flowers for my wife…

…and I forgot to get the 4 pack frozen English muffin sausage & eggs…

…oh look…

….king Charlie’s in a kilt …and Kanye West in a EastcPark jacket…

Round, Round, Get Around,

I’m Still Arouuuuuund …!