Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for February 28, 2025

Ha ha! It’s just like the “Amazon Prime the brats” week, and just as funny! Maybe tomorrow—it’ll be PAPA JOHNS! Sorry, I meant “Maybe….tomorrow…it’ll be…Wow, the qaaludes are sure kicking in…” (THUD)

Whoa, whoa, whoa…stop the clock! There’s a bus driver shortage? How come no one’s mentioned that this week?

UBER rides are not cheap. I am a disabled Vietnam War Veteran. The VA pays a home healthcare agency to provide aides for me 3 days a week. The mother of the aide I have now is an UBER driver. I had an appointment at the Tulsa, OK Ernest Childers VA Outpatient Clinic on Friday. But, the DAV which has volunteer van drivers does not provide rides on Fridays. I needed to do some shopping after going to the clinic. I had thought about getting a Taxi; but, Korrine told me that her mother could take me and her mother and I could discuss the fare. Korrine’s company only pays her about $17 per hour. Years ago, Kory was an aide from another service. I had him work for ME (not the VA) one Saturday and it was my decision to pay him $20 per hour. And that’s what I paid Korrine’s mother.

It is a traffic jam at school with parents driving kids to school!!!

Their legislature would only do that if Uber had a billionaire owner they were trying to suck up to, using money provided by us ordinary taxpayers, of course.

Me give free uBear ride if you gimme deeleeshus foods in yours picanic baskets.

The least psycho students can volunteer to drive.

So the state is possibly cutting funding to schools but can fund Uber vouchers.

the last thing we need is more cars going to and from schools in the morning and afternoon

On this date in 2024, Tom Batiuk learned of the existence Uber.

Sounds like a plan.

Kids today are too soft. I used to walk school everyday, uphill in both directions and big snow drifts all summer long.

all these years later still no star trek transporter science has failed us

A great example of how government wastes out tax dollars. Go DOGE go………

So, Republican/conservative Ohio State legislatures have stock in Uber.

Wake county/ here where Raleigh is, always has a driver shortage. There really isn’t a driver shortage if you look at the hundreds of mommies that wont let there kids on a bus and line up to pick them up after school in the car.

So all the remaining bus drivers will quit and become Uber drivers, no? Well, maybe except Cranky. Does he have a license to drive a regular car?