Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 20, 2025

It’s a job for "leg"erdemain.

Maybe a parrot??

His treasure chest?

character?

Yeah, I know this stuff ain’t free. It already cost me an arm and a leg.

A left boot?

Teeth!

Booty?

Should’ve clipped the wings.

Lookin for the costume ball eh.

Lookin’ for a few bits and pieces!

Looking for his dog Lucky , one eye , three legs, no tail , ripped up ear and a bad disposition !

Eye gotta hand it to him. He has a point. Get a leg up, lady.

His parrot?

An eye, a hand, and a leg!

Your phone?

The trifecta?

Body parts are in aisle 14 near the pharmacy.

Buried treasure? Your parrot? Cabin boy again?

Eye Captain?

Spare parts?

The real issue here is that he has lost the arm and the leg on the side he can actually see.

Probably doesn’t know his parrot flew south. Arrrgh!!!

either your leg, your eye or your hand… maybe your parrot friend. gee, so many answers to one question. wonder if it could be all of thee above for all I know. :J

‘Golfo del G*ringo Loco’

“If you lose a leg, we’ll help you look for it.” —A Night at the Opera

A white whale? Your booty? A role in the twentieth sequel to a hit Disney film?

“It’s your leg, isn’t it?”

“Arrggh, you’ve got me pegged.”

Your bottle of rum?

An arrrgyle sock.

Your sense of self worth? Because it’s obvious your half the man you once were.

C’mon lady just give him a hand y.

Maybe the way home.

Moby has already pooped it out.

An eye, a hand, or the bottom half of a leg. Or maybe all three…

The croc who swallowed the clock?

Relevance in an uncaring world?

your parrot

It’s not aparrot to me…