Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 18, 2025

Who’s the guy in purple??? He seems mad!

“How many wrestlers are in Milford?” “Three…”

Reminds me of an old professional wrestling company here, who crowned an “InterSuburbs Champion”.

Under appreciated greatness seems to be a recurring theme with this author – I mean with these athletes

The standard for all is: “Its never enough”. Take the chip off your shoulder and you might do better.

#Day951ofGilThorpFansHeldHostagebyBadWriting

#Day141ofGilThorpFansForcedToEndurePre-kindergartenLevelArtwork

P1: On the left, is that Larry and Moe walking in?

P1- who is “they” with Keri?

Poor Dottie. This new graphic artist has transformed her from every Valley Conference boys dream to a butter face.

I’m going to Barney’s Pub for happy hour. I heard the new bartender makes the best old fashions.

Did Inma get a Happy Meal?

So the entire team can’t train with her? That makes no sense.

I’m confused. When Inma says “It’s never enough for them.” Is she referring to Keri, the coaching staff, some other non-binary person or a group of people?

Inma will feel better after some rabbit stew in-a-box for lunch.

Hey, Henry.

Can women get testicular cancer?

P2: " What is this stuff we’re buying?" P3: “Hey, where did mine go??”

Hey, Henry.

Can men get ovarian cancer? If so, how does the medical treatment work out?

P4 Welcome to the pressure cooker, Inma.

Milford put a lot of money into its state of the art Mickey Ds. I like the industrial vibe as Inma eats her Happy Meal. Was it a factory once?

P-1: Today it’s revealed another one of the girl’s had WE as her pronoun.

P-2: Winner for worst subtle pickup line, EVER

P-3.5: Woe is me! I can’t go into any wrestling gym without some punk thinking they can take me down. It’s enough to make me quit watching Westerns.

If a single transgender is referred to as “they” what is a group of trans people called?

State Champion Litmus Test Inma Rimchu and Hot Rod are a perfect match for each other.

remember in the team photo there was a big amazon who we havent seen again what did inma put her in the camel clutch and she quit

the three people behind inma and dorf are they coming in or leaving by the star trek transporter

the one it behind dotty inspired that billy idol song eyes without a face

On this day in Gil Thorp History: 02/18/1975

Todd: We’re about to go to the playdowns…If you suspend Jerry from the team, we might not make it into the finals

Gil: I’m aware of that

Todd: Gil, it was my fault..I allowed him to bully me…Why should the team & the school suffer because I blew it?

Gil: OK…But that kid does not a basketball unless he apologizes to you…and the team!

I keep wrestling with myself if I should continue to read this strip. I can’t seem to win.

The Political Left…They (plural, not singular) are full of low testosterone men and high calorie women.

P 1.5 (Inma): “…training with them, or her, or whatever the f*ck she’s calling herself now, was too easy anyway…I need someone who challenges me, not someone who’s too weak to stand because all that she’s eaten by this time of day is half of a carrot…”

In P1, I assume “they” is a reference to Keri Thorp. Teammates may not know much about their current condition. Who could tell all? Surrender Dorothy. She won’t, a good friend. P3, ah, who knows, maybe a clever transition to an upcoming new sub-plot. Never enough for them, the coaches, the ‘rents? Doesn’t sound like it’s Keri. Maybe this teammate thinks wrestling scene has been too Inma face? Stay tuned, more drama ahead from the Milford stage.

What did Dottie get for lunch? Wrong answers only. And whatever it was, it must have been disgusting as she apparently chucked it across the room between P2 and P3. And speaking of across, if you haven’t come across Mopped Up Thorp yet, now’s the time.

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P1- (Dubs): “Keri said she’s sorry she can’t train with you.”….(Inma): “It’s not like we’ve been training when she was here.”

There, I fixed it. You’re welcome.

Nice of Greg Allman to join Inma for lunch!

normalcy, please!!! go back to him & her, boy & girl, male and female, and knock off this gender non specific nonsense.